!-Off day-!
jus some funny definitions haha.
dont stop the song ok.. let it play..its a nice song~ ~
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a
river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
now listening to 說好的幸福呢..my 5th jay's songs..haha. A sad song..
兰亭序 still the best
recently friends ard me seem to be having some obstacles of life.. hope things get back on track for them soon.. if u're sad, juz make a big wide smile to cheer up. It works. Dun believe lets try one together now.. on count of 3..
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3.....
omgoshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~ quick scroll down scroll down!!!!!!!!!!!!..................
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yucksssssss scoll down!!!!!!!!!!...............
phew..that was close..hahaha
all right u guys better be smiling now.. or else i will go to you and do this:
i'm damn bo liao rite?..haha =x
K..better go study le..
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